Title - Tornado Portrait

That's right: OKIES GOT NERTZ LIKE FUCKIN' GRANITE BOULDERS!!! We ain't afraid of no fucking tornados, it's just a photo-op for folks like us.

All the screwed up shit in this state has made us immune to fear. We might get shot by some crazed drunken redneck for lookin wrong at his pick-up! We might get raped by some inbred hillbilly who mistook us for his favorite goat! We might get assaulted by a mob of baptists for suggesting gay marraige isn't really a bad idea! We might just have to endure another four years of fuck-rod right-wingers like Jim Inhoff!

Compared to all that, what's a little wind.

Fuck it! We're Okies ... we're hardcore!