Title - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
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.. Zombie Gophers!!!

Run quick before they drink all the ... shitty? beer, and make you a zombie and ... stuff.

Okay fine, we don't have zombie gophers in Oklahoma, its just more country bumpkin games with dead rodents.

We do have Baptists, and they're a lot like zombies, what with the single mindedness and the eating of brains and all. Actually I wake up covered in cold sweat with wretched dreams of being force fed fried chicken and dunked in a shallow bath tub by a bunch of bible bangers. shudder

So on second, run. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!