Title - Apocalypse Cow

Guess what boys and girls, its FAIR TIME!

And what does that mean? More contests involving livestock. Witness the wonder that is the Cleveland County Milking Contest Finals.
Look at those ladies go after those cows. Try and keep your control, 'cause I know for some of you good old boys this is like somekind damned near pornographic.

Well keep it in yer pants, Cooter, and save it for yer sister, were in public here.