Title - Rolly Polly Fish-Head

That there isn't so much a Rolly Polly Fish-Head, as it is a Maggot Waggoty Fish-Head. I'm seriously trying to figure out of some Bille-Bob is trying to mark his territory and scare away the natives, or of this is some kind of backwoods bird feeder. What can I say, the mind boggles.

Oklahoma,
Where everything is an embarassment.

A guy I know coined that little phrase. I think I'm gonna make it the official Okie Freak slogan. Catchy ain't it.