Title - God Hates You

 

 

You may or may not have heard that Oklahoma has had a few pretty fierce tornados hit is major metro areas*. One even went right on the same path that a one of the largest tornados on record went three years ago. Why? 'Cause God hates Oklahoma. I think he tried to gather all the most defective humans on one spot and then off the all, in order to forward human evolution.

Seriously, this one dumb lady on the news didn't evacuate her house when the tornado came because "...tornados don't ever hit the same place twice, so we'll be safe." Her house got scattered like a box of match sticks. Hey lady, next time go stand outside for the next twister and save us the trouble of seeing you interviewed again. I mean it.

*Oklahoma major metro areas, ha ha, that's a laugh.