Title - Monster Truck School Bus

AHHH YEAH! MONSTER TUCK SCHOOL BUS!!!!

Not only is the a Monster Tuck Sckool Bus, that's a Monstertuck School Bus giving rides around the Wal-Mart parking lot.
CAN I GET A, "HELL YEAH."
This drew bigger crowds than when Skynnard did a CD signing at the store, and it takes a lot to keep a hillbilly away from his Skynnard.

The only thing with greater drawing power is the Shriner Carnival. But, who doesn't like funny hats and overweight men in go-carts.