Grigori Rasputin the "Mad Monk" from the final days of Tsarist Russia. The Story goes that he was poisoned, beaten, stabbed, and shot by his assassins before dying of exposure on the banks of the Neva River. Legend also says his daughter removed his sizable manhood after his death, and kept it a a box. Rasputin fears no man. Don't sing it, just bring it!

Russian history is full of shit like this. It is far and away the most entertaining history in the world.